guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

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  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

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thatfunnyblog:

Funniest grad write up in my yearbook bahaha.

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gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

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black-luxury:

Black Luxury!

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kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO  PLEASED WITH HIMSELF 

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